Purge Marketing Database: Pointy-Haired Boss Made Me Do It

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My Reply to VMware

From: lorrinda [mailto:lsm@lorrinda.com] Sent: Monday, June 29, 2009 1:45 PM To: 'The VMware Team' - vmwareteam@connect.vmware.com Cc: 'mmarks@vmware.com'; 'rjackson@vmware.com'; 'pmaritz@vmware.com' Subject: RE: Last Chance – Removal from VMware Marketing Database Dear VMware:

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This is silly. Why would you purge an opted-in potential customer from your marketing database. What was the cost to get me as a subscriber? That money wasn’t well spent? Clearly you know I have not updated my profile and/or subscription preferences in the past 6 months. Why not continue to market to me with ‘baby-come-back’ campaigns or something. Maybe you just want me to think you will purge my name, but you really are not planning to do it… thereby creating a [false] sense of urgency so I will go ahead and do the update.

What would of worked for me here is something like this… We miss you… please visit _______ and update your profile so we can keep in touch. The presentation (colors, design, etc) of this message was excellent. The message was foo foo.Glad your first quarter profits are up! Sincerely, Lorrinda S. Michieka, MBA Move My Mountain, LLC http://www.movemymountain.com lsm@lorrinda.com

Original Message

<------- original message ---------> From: The VMware Team [mailto:vmwareteam@connect.vmware.com]

Sent: Monday, June 29, 2009 10:03 AM To: lsm@lorrinda.com Subject: Last Chance – Removal from VMware Marketing Database General Service Announcement:

Thank you for your past interest in VMware. As part of our routine scheduled maintenance, we will be removing email addresses and associated subscription information from our marketing database for contacts who have not updated their profile and/or subscription preferences within the last 6 months. If you would like to remain on our mailing list and wish to receive updates on news, specific solutions, offers and much more, then please update your current profile. If you do not take any action by June 30th, we will permanently archive your record. We encourage you to visit the profile center and update your profile today. Best regards, The VMware Team PS – Visit the "Profile Center" today to avoid being removed from the VMware database!